sometimes I get sick of being around my daughter, she's not even 2 yet.....

i will fuck chair man mao

My new lover is the perfect height. When we have our pants off and hug, it slips right in.

I don't have a tweetcret ....

we are meant to be together

I am digging someone from my job. I am married though.

I fucked my girlfriend on the first date..

Your boyfriend is a convict. He can't get a job. You're all FML. I wouldn't hire him either.

I wish I had more faith.

it's like writing down a prayer, then leaving it in church, and leting God figure out who's asking - anonme

emmm, nice~

I simply assume that everybody here is pathetic and sad.

I want him to dump her for me

I masturbate on porn and I am only 16 years old

I think that I give the world color through my eyes.

People are idiots, go through life knowing that and you'll be happier

I masturbate in the office bathroom from time to time.

Jesus is a Mushroom!

The company I'm with doesn't pay me enough money so I'm going to go Office Space on them.

I wanna be with her so bad, but I fear she'll say no like so many others.